Iris: if you ask me, plants should just be exterminated Iris: like the pests that they are! Wilson: what about all the oxygen they produce Iris: pah! Wilson: i'm not sure that's a valid answer Iris: well, we'll just exterminate the animals too Iris: so they don't breathe it all up Wilson: i guess we'll still get enough from photosynthetic plankton Wilson: but do those survive the oceans getting depopulated? Iris: those are still technically plants, they'll have to go Iris: and while we're axing the animals and plants, i suppose the fungi and whatever should be expunged as well Wilson: we still don't have a way to deal with bacteria, though Iris: they die! Wilson: what do you mean Iris: they die and no one misses them! Iris: that's how we deal with them Wilson: what about when they reproduce? Iris: they can't reproduce if they're dead! Wilson: why would they die? Iris: because we would kill them! Wilson: how do you kill all the bacteria? Iris: hm Iris: good question Wilson: yeah, that was my question in the first place! Iris: nenet, I guess Wilson: people definitely aren't going to let you do that Iris: then they die first!
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