Hawaii: the hot new thing is saying barack obama Iris: people already say Barack Obama! Iris: I've been saying it since before you were born! Hawaii: the new thing is when you say it Hawaii: you say it at the beginning and end Iris: Of what! Hawaii: talking to people Hawaii: instead of hello you say barack Hawaii: and instead of goodbye you say obama Fletcher: that's a good idea Iris: it is not! Fletcher: repurposing an ancient politician into a new way to mock greetings and goodbyes Iris: I'll repurpose your bones Iris: into xylophones for skeletons to play Iris: as they sing songs about your treasonous disrespect for former presidents Dan: Can we back up a minute and revisit Fletcher's claim that Obama is "ancient"? Iris: and call for your execution Dan: I know you only said that to make me feel old, but I've seen people talk about him that way in earnest. Iris: he is ancient, though Iris: practically a skeleton himself Iris: that's why his president nickname was Bonesy Hawaii: can i have a president nickname? Iris: NO Iris: only the Secret Service can give you a president nickname Fletcher: your president nickname is Project Pegasus Hawaii: yay Iris: that's too long to be a nickname!
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